One day, I was watching SpongeBob SquarePants. It was the episode where Patrick is imitating SpongeBob, and it got to the part where both of them were on unicycles. Instead of getting to the next activity like they usually would, Patrick killed SpongeBob with hyper-realistic blood and gore and he jumped out of the screen, not as Patrick Star, but as EVIL PATRIXXX.
EVIL PATRIXXX started the fight by grabbing my neck and pinning me to the wall. I could feel my face turning blue, and I thought that I was going to die. However, I magically summoned Shrek to help me win this battle, because he is love, and he is life. Shrek punched EVIL PATRIXXX in the face, and I could see some of EVIL PATRIXXX's teeth falling out.
Following Shrek's attack on EVIL PATRIXXX, I quickly roundhoused EVIL PATRIXXX in the nuts so I could catch him off guard and light him on fire. Suddenly, ''Squidward's Suicide'' came on the TV and EVIL PATRIXXX suddenly healed from every single one of his wounds that Shrek and I inflicted on him. Suddenly, a mature (as in the size of Celestia-mature) Twilicorn came with Shrek riding on her back and they both destroyed EVIL PATRIXXX once and for all so I could finally watch the episode that was on TV (I was desperately waiting for it while watching the previous episode), ''Squidward's Suicide.''
I enjoyed the rest of the night watching ''Squidward's Suicide'' and uploading the battle video to YouTube.